“Nobody is going to consider 1% of the population!”
Allow me, then, to make a few statements about this all-important 99% of humanity, random privileged whiner.
Nobody is the president of the United States of America at this time, because obviously less than 1% of people can be president. In fact, less than 1% of people have been presidents, so presidents don’t exist and I’m unsure why the 99% think they do. A person called Einstein who was less than 1% of the population did not exist and so contributed nothing. Humanity has never invented electricity, and you do not exist. In fact, nobody exists. Only broad catagories of people who make up more than 1% of humanity exist, faceless bundles of groups.
Additionally, incredibly talented people make up less than 1% of the population, so they obviously don’t exist and shouldn’t be acknowledged or utilized in any way, shape or form. Nobody has ever set foot on the moon and nobody lives on Ivy Dene Lane in England. This note on humanity would end, but it is less than 1% of all information, and does not exist.